UNSUPPRESSED CHRISTMAS COLLECTION

This Christmas, we’re bringing the heat with a collection that’s as bold as your beliefs. Featuring our “Santa Likes His Milk Raw” shirt—because even the big guy knows raw milk is the real deal—and the “Oh Canada!” shirt, a cheeky nod to the holiday dream of annexing our northern neighbor.

Perfect for those who reject the ordinary, embrace the unconventional, and prefer their festivities with a side of truth. Unsuppressed: because Christmas deserves authenticity.

UNSUPPRESSED (adjective)

  • 1.

    A state of rejecting mainstream narratives and questioning authority—whether it’s the government, corporations, or the food on your plate.

  • 2.

    Characterized by drinking raw milk, eating steak for breakfast, and sipping black coffee.

  • 3.

    Independent thinkers who take action instead of following the crowd. (See also: skeptics, rebels)